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02-10-2015, 09:17 AM #1Moderator
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Somebody has to post up in this bitch.
A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity.
His teacher found his stupidity so great that she frequently yelled at him: "You are driving me crazy, Hameed!
The teacher told Hameed's mother that her son was simply a disaster, and that she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mother was so shocked that she withdrew her son from the school, and moved the family to another town.
Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with a serious heart disease. Doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, one which only one surgeon was capable of performing. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation.
The operation was carried out successfully, and, when the teacher opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She tried to thank him, but was unable to talk. Her face began to turn blue. She raised her hand, in an attempt to tell the doctor something, but died before she could do so.
The doctor was shocked and could not understand what had gone wrong. Then he turned around and saw Hameed, who was working as a cleaner in the clinic. Hameed had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover!
.....…don't tell me you thought that Hameed became a fucking doctor !??
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02-10-2015, 07:30 PM #2Owner & Co-Founder
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02-10-2015, 08:18 PM #3Moderator
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Looks like your spell check changed your message from "awesome joke harry" to "hi". Just pointing that out man.
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02-11-2015, 03:56 PM #4Owner & Co-Founder
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Aww. You are absolutely right. ill have to check it...damn auto correct.
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02-25-2015, 01:38 PM #5Thats Mr. Cage to you
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im always dropping in to have a look, but rarely see anyone on anymore
makes me a sad Cage :(
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02-26-2015, 07:29 PM #6Owner & Co-Founder
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Si Senor.
RL > *
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02-27-2015, 08:19 PM #7Moderator
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THIS ISNT REAL?
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03-03-2015, 09:46 PM #8
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i look but no content = i don't bother posting
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04-22-2016, 04:59 PM #9El Padrino
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Fuck You Harry
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05-19-2016, 01:06 PM #10BANNED
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07-12-2019, 07:55 AM #11
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This thread aged well
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01-20-2020, 10:20 PM #12Owner & Co-Founder
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Like you?
Originally Posted by Stealth
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01-08-2021, 10:20 PM #14
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This fuckin guy...
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01-12-2021, 02:04 PM #15Owner & Co-Founder
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Ha. Nice.
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01-12-2021, 02:05 PM #16Owner & Co-Founder
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02-01-2021, 10:04 PM #17
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yeeter in the cleeter.
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12-29-2022, 09:01 PM #18
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Who the fuck is still paying for this site to be hosted lmao
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01-03-2023, 07:15 PM #19
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hahahah i just came here to say coat hanger.
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06-12-2023, 12:51 PM #20OG
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Lol yeah, how is this site still up? Also, how is it that it says there are over 400 users online right now? Haha, has it been overrun by bots?
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